Friday, September 14, 2012

The yaoi. Why the yaoi.

As some of you may have noticed early today at the time I'm writing this, I posted yaoi of Aozora with Masayoshi, Gotobuki, and Sharkane. Of course since there were no ladies in that picture, I expected it not to gain much reputation. Turns out I was right.

So just to make sure my audience didn't abandon me for this once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, I'm going to whip up a version with Shinobu, Heren, Chinatsu, and Saniko, an all female cast. Keep in mind that I suddenly didn't become homosexual; I'm just going through one of my many phases, like I do with videogame series (at least, when I was younger). I didn't stop liking the human female body and giving it unique twists; it's just I might as well have drawn my characters especially considering no one'd be interested in doing ecchi of a guy. *lmaos*

Okay, BS is over.

If you all remembered a time when I explained the series' story arcs, I mentioned one entitled Aozora's Adventure 64, which if my series actually had games, it'd be a Super Mario 64 clone with elements from hack-and-slashers, first-person shooters, and role-playing games. It'd have 360 (or 240 if so much replay value for 100% gets aggravating) stars to collect, multiple mini games, tricky boss fights, and a heavy online matchmaking system where you can unlock new costumes and equipment to deck out your avatar, and you can save 100 of these per save file (though in the main campaign, you always control Aozora). And I was thinking of what ways that if somehow Aozora's Adventure 64 ever made it to the Xbox 360, the Playstation 3, and the upcoming Wii U, which let's be honest will never happen, methods I could provide exclusive content for each system the game comes out on. And the main method would be through three new characters added to the game.

Much like Hyperdimension Neptuna, these three characters would be based upon the color scheme and theme of the consoles they represent, all with heavy duty armor. The one representing the Wii/Wii U would be a beige-skinned man with powerful ice magic, the one representing the Xbox 360 would be a man that's not as muscular but has standard skin color and uses electricity as his main gimmick (aside from having the personality of a warrior), and the one modeled after the PS3 would be a female with a design that parodies Purple and Black Heart from Hyperdimension Neptuna but with a bit of a Bayonetta flavor, using a variety of black magic to get her ways.

Each version has their own set of exclusive missions/stages and an exclusive course encountered late in the game where one of these characters, a recent member of the Witches, would be faced (the other two serve as allies at different parts of the story). The Wii U version would have Glacier Carnival with the Wii/Wii U character as the main boss, the 360 version would have Terraform Base with the 360 character, and the PS3 version would have Onyx Industrials with the PS3 lady as the main boss. Whichever one the player must confront must be defeated alongside the other Witches (present in all versions of the game) to enable access into Kurayami's base.

Can't really explain anything else.